The Pimp Gentlemen's Club Review (Bangkok)
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Tibs
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I was introduced to The Pimp a few years ago by a friend, an expat living in Bangkok, who told me that it was the equivalent of men's clubs like Alexis or Malioboro in Jakarta. It is actually quite different, for many reasons (it is not a massage parlor for a start), but I understand what his point was: All these places are men's paradises, where almost all their fantasies can become reality. As far as I know, The Pimp is the best nightclub in Bangkok for VIP party . It is also a one-of-a-kind venue in Southeast Asia, combining in a single location a high-class gogo bar, a club, and a private KTV. Most people start their night out in the nightclub, on the ground floor. It is a large space, literally filled with gorgeous ladies, maybe 100 or 150 of them, all wearing some sexy outfits, bikinis or lingerie (sometimes just a g-string). They are everywhere, either dancing on the stage, performing shows or entertaining guests. Best of all, you can invite any of them to join your tab
There are so many nightclubs in Bangkok that it may be hard for first-time visitors to decide where to party. I'm compiling here a description of the venue from the entire Bangkok nightlife scene to help your planning. For each venue, I included a link to their Facebook page. I encourage you to check the opening hours, event and entrance fee there directly. In general, most clubs are open until 2-3am and they will charge you between 250THB and 400THB for the first drink/entry. The most expensive, Onyx and Cé La Vi cost 500THB. SeekingArrangement is the #1 Sugar Baby Dating Site in the World - Click to Join Free! Beware! Not every hotel in Bangkok will accept if you bring a girl to your room. If you want to avoid an embarrassing moment, you can book the following guest-friendly hotels (that are also close to the nightlife): Heaven @ 4 , Ambassador Bangkok , Ruamchitt Plaza Hotel , Sukhumvit 12 Suites and Sofitel Bangkok . Meeting Thai Girls in Nightclubs T
What I hate the most about Bangkok nightclubs is that they close very early. After 2AM during the week, and after 3AM on weekends, you can expect that only a handful of venues will still be open. Even worse, the places that are open late in the night are terrible. As I wrote on my review about Bangkok Nightclubs , they can all be avoided during normal hours, but past a certain time you don't a lot of choice. Late night/after hour nightclubs in Bangkok are not exactly dirty, but they are seedy, with 90% prostitutes and a miserable vibe. Most clients are Western/Indian/Arab males wearing shorts and t-shirts who seem to be desperately horny. Don't expect to meet normal girls as there are almost none. Taxi drivers get a 200THB commission each time they bring a customer, so try to negotiate a free ride. You can save more money if you order a bottle of spirits as you'll enter for free. If you can, you should try to start your nights out early while in Bangkok. You can h
Baccara is one of the most famous gogo bars on Soi Cowboy in Bangkok. It is built on 3 floors with a large glass between each, allowing you to see the action from any floor, wherever you are. The best place to sit down is probably around the podium on the first floor as you can see under the skirts of the ladies (who aren't wearing panties) up to the third floor.
Spanky's is a famous gogo bar on the second floor of Nana Plaza Entertainment Center in Bangkok. They have live shows featuring topless girls every 15 minutes. They also have a shower show with a nude girl having her shower in the corner of the bar. The name of the bar probably comes from one of the shows where girls are spanking each other with foam sticks. They also go among customers and spank a few of them. I've tried. It makes a lot of noise but it does not hurt. The atmosphere inside Spanky's is very lively and one of the best among the gogo bars of Nana Plaza. Girls seem to have fun on stage and you have an interesting mix of old/young girls.
The owners could not have found a better name for their gogo bar: Crazy House is probably the wildest place you'll visit in Bangkok. It is a "hands-on" bar, where you can choose a naked girl and touch her as much as you want as long as you buy her ladies' drinks. Girls are everywhere, literally, and most of them are naked or only wearing panties. Some are on the podium stripping and dancing, some are pole dancing, some are with customers doing private lap dances. Others are in the stairs, in the corridors, in the elevator, etc... You must have 60 of them with various forms and shapes, from shy teen-looking ladies to vulgar MILF with fake boobs. You only have a few really hot girls though, and I didn't see one that could be considered a model, but the place is dark enough so you won't see all the imperfections anyway.
The best gogo bars in Bangkok with nude striptease (topless and full naked) can all be found in the Sukhumvit area in the red light districts of Soi Cowboy and Nana Plaza Entertainment Center. This area, the heart of Bangkok nightlife , is very easy to reach either by taxi (all of them know where it is) or by public transport (BTS/Metro) at one of these stops: Asoke, Nana or Sukhumvit. Nudity is getting more common in Bangkok. Just a couple years ago, very few gogo bars had topless shows while today, around 20% of them have girls willing to show at least their boobs. Pussies are another story: While you can easily get private or semi private lap dances in many locations, especially in Patong, it is still rare to see girls completely naked on a stage. This is the reason why I wrote this list of the best gogo bars in Bangkok with nudity. The venues are likely to be outdated soon so please don't hesitate to leave a comment with recommendations/new information if you can.