10 years in Indonesia have taught me that even when Indonesian bar girls speak English, what they mean is not always obvious. Here is a little guide to help you deal with your relationships!
What they say to you: 'You are over protective'
What they really mean: 'You don't let me sleep with other guys'
You are stingy
You don't want to support all my family
I'm not eating pork
I drink alcohol, I don't pray and I've had sex before marriage so the last thing that keeps me from going to hell is to refuse eating pork
Let's go party
Accompany me party and please pay for all my drinks
Come party with me and my girls
Accompany us party and please pay for all our drinks
I've been to Bats only a few times
I'm a regular of Bats
I have a long distance relationship
A guy is sending me money
I need money to pay for my school
I want the iPhone X!!!
I've lost my phone!
I sold my phone, please buy me a new one
I wish I had a mixed baby
I am not using any contraceptive
You have to understand me
That guy was so hot, sorry I cheated
You have to respect my religion
You have to convert to Islam
He is just my friend!
He is a one night stand
I met him in the club
We slept together
Your friend is nice
I would do him
I always use condom
I have used condom once
She is my sister
She is a friend
She is my best friend
She is a friend
She is my cousin
She is a friend
She is a friend
I don't really like her
She/he is a Facebook friend
I have no idea who that is
I like photography
I take a selfie every 5 minutes
I don't like Jews
I don't know what a Jew is
I don't like politics
I've never opened a newspaper
I saw it on the news
I saw it on infotainment
I've read about it
I saw a post on Facebook about it
I have Path, Instagram, Twitter and Facebook
I spend 15 hours a day posting updates on my smartphone
I will have dinner with my girlfriends
We will spend 2 hours at the same table playing with our phones and taking pictures of food
I'll meet you at 8pm
I will leave from my place at 8pm
Today I went swimming
I went to the condo/hotel of a guy and we hanged out by the pool
I'm working freelance
I am a freelance prostitute
I'm working as a part-time model
I have modeled twice in my life
I'm working in Marketing
I am a pretty girl who distributes flyers
I don't like that friend of yours
You are not allowed to have any friends
We can eat anywhere
We can eat anywhere as long as there is rice on the menu
You can try, it's not spicy
I only put 2 tablespoons of chili sauce
I will just eat a small snack
I will eat a half kilo of banana fritters
I've been to Bali many times
I've been to Kuta many times
I like to listen to Jazz
I like cheesy pop songs
I love you
You are nice with me
I love you so much
You just bought me a present
I hate you
You are 5 minutes late
I'm happy
I received a good news 5 minutes ago
I'm unhappy
I received a bad news 5 minutes ago
You can go party with your friends
I will kill you when you get home
Yes, all true. But why should you look for a gf in an ayam environment? They say and do the same things that their Thai or Vietnamese colleagues say and do..
ReplyDeleteLoL, I don't know all that at all. Maybe bcoz I'm Indonesian man. Btw, where can I find the girl in school uniform at??
ReplyDeleteHe's asking the real question here (y)
DeleteHahaha thats funny, but its true...
ReplyDeleteThanks for posting, but I am just curious; is this meant to be funny, or is it really true? That would be nice to know...
ReplyDeleteIs your question for real?
DeleteThere is some truth in it, but of course it is just meant to be funny...
It was funny. And there is sure some truth to it. Ive been in Jakarta two times now, and all of the girls want money, money, money... Its natural because they are poor, but important to know about it so you dont get easily fooled by their promises.
DeleteYou must be joking, they're not poor at all
DeleteI won't generalise everyone, but as an Indonesian girl (I guess no point in explaining if I am one of these or not), I can relate what you mean.
ReplyDeleteWell, overall, this is a funny, well written, and entertaining article (sad, but with a handful of truths in it).
very nice. so funny. hahaha
ReplyDeleteI think this is pretty true for ALL girls! :) Thanks for posting this and sharing this!
ReplyDeleteTrue to the core but that's because in Indo no one says what they mean - it's a cultural thing that foreigner don't get. And If they get it then they are already too long in Indo.
ReplyDeleteso ...actually it's not that funny but sad.
Im an indonesian girl, and all of them are true for prostitutes ��
ReplyDeleteU should get a normal woman who has a good regular job who can support herself. Lol
THis is really funny :D
I couldn't agree more. All those definitions are true if you are talking to prostitutes. So, if you hangout at the right places you will meet super qualified women.
DeleteHow about these classic bar girl translations:
ReplyDelete1. This is the first time I worked as a karaoke hostess
Meaning: This is the first time I have had you as a customer/sucker in the last five years that I have been working as a karaoke hostess.
2. I worked here for three months and quit because of my day job and came back because I lost my job.
Meaning: One of the customers here promised to make me his "simpanan/mistress" but because I became lazy and fat he cut me off so I'm back here again saying hello to a different sausage each night--life sucks!
only cheap and narrow idiot expat who want to drink at cheap bar and looking for ayam, i m even local never ever going to kind of those shit BAR, so guys (white guy) , not all indonesian girl r same.
ReplyDeleteI agree with u.it's shameful to read these article.not all true
DeleteI don't think this article is a joke, this is for real!! These applies to local Indonesians dating bar girls too, not just bules (Whites in Indonesian)!!
ReplyDeleteYes u absolutely right!!! But only idiot would n establish a long term relationship with a chick like
ReplyDeletethat
Ga gini juga kali mas!!
ReplyDeleteEmosi saya!!
girl say : I am pregnant / means ; I want to married with you right now. it happens to me :(
ReplyDeleteI am so sad to read this article, please dont generalize all indonesian women as bad as those chicks... if you (expat) wanna have a decent gf in Indonesia or all country please find at a decent place,, dont expect a good and decent gf in a bar, okey... i love you all!!!!
ReplyDeleteThats true !!
DeleteWhy does everyone assume he means all Indonesian girls? He put it in context when he said "BAR girls". So relax everyone!
DeleteWow! Such a bitter Expat. Must been rejected by Indonesian girls too many times .. LOL ..
ReplyDeleteHai, I think you've met "cheap girl".. But most of us isn't like that.. Thank you..
ReplyDeleteYang bikin artikel nih (BULE) menilai rata2 cewe INDO yang suka main d BAR tuh kyk gitu. emang ada benernya sih. TAPI... kalo ekplor ya jangan cuma cewe2 gampangan dong. cewe/cowo main di BAR tuh macem macem bro... pas kamu ketemunya yang matre and suka morotin yah, ITU DERITA ELO. wkwkwkwk... jelas aja elo dideketin sama cewe matre, elo kan BULE (stranger).
ReplyDeleteIf you don't want your wealth exploited, don't flaunt your wealth. If you don't want your body exploited, don't flaunt your body. It works both ways you see.
ReplyDeleteAhaha so freaking hillarious, your jokes have transcended into some comedic show of the piece. This isn't an article at all. It's a comedy. The ones with politics and I love you is so funny coz it's true!
ReplyDeleteThat is the art of game. Y'all bastard come to the bar looking for ayam just for playing, and ayam come with the same purpose. Just enjoy the game with its consequences. Play or get played, it's your choice. Good man either good woman wouldn't look for life partner in the club.
ReplyDeleteNot all indonesian girls are the same, the writter ain't got lucky yet to meet qualified indonesian girls.
Quite funny and entertaining joke yet might become bad rumours and image for indonesian girls you'll find at the bar or club which is not ayam, or etc amongst tourists especially bule.
ReplyDeleteNo good girls who like to go to club but not all the girls who like to go to the club are bad girls as you mentioned above.
This was quite funny and entertaining. However @Maya R and @paramitaoktaviana comments made me laugh even more. There are some elements of truth in this article though.
ReplyDeleteI have experienced both types of indonesian women, "cheap" and "classy and sophisticated". One had to live day by day with a child and the other is a Managing Director of her OWN company, both born in Jakarta and didnt have anyone else to rely on.
Both of these women I appreciated spending time with, slept with, learnt, laughed and I still respect both of them, I am still in contact with them after 3 years.
There are also 2 types of men. Those that are dedicated and looking for a life partner and those that want to pay for the pleasure of sex...this is called supply and demand.
These types of men you will find in any country any place, these types of women you will find in any country any place.
Its a simple concept...if you really want to know what Indonesian women mean...prove to them that you are GENUINE...then there is no need to ask. They dont tell you, they SHOW YOU.
BTW - the "cheap" women that I met are paying off apartments and cars...rather than relying on the government.
You did notice the title ..? ?
ReplyDeleteBARGIRL .... it's not about normal girls
Indonesian girl say: "I love getting tanned"
ReplyDeleteIndonesian girl mean: "I'm looking for bule"
Wow. This web has never been banned by MUI or Ministry of Telecomunucation and Informatics. Lol. Lets see
ReplyDeleteFor the bitter guy/girl above me... What has this web to do with MUI or Ministry of telecommunication?? Its not a porn website?? Everybody can have their own opinion and you have your own right to agree or disagree. All you bitter can do is threat, threat & threat... What a shallow mind you are..
ReplyDeleteIm indonesian girl. And please dont think thata all indonesian girls like that.
ReplyDeleteWorks for any other bargirls i suppose. Pinoys, thais , vietnamese.no biggie
ReplyDeleteThanks for the article. It's funny ;) . Couldn't stop grinning
ReplyDeleteWhat they say: 'You are over protective'
ReplyDeleteWhat they mean: 'You don't let me sleep with other guys'
=> Maybe atm u were overprotective and annoying
You are stingy
You don't want to support all my family
=>My family super rich,dont need any kind of ur support,thanks
I'm not eating pork
I drink alcohol, I don't pray and I've had sex before marriage so the last thing that keeps me from going to hell is to refuse eating pork
=>I'm Muslim,i eat pork,i drink alcohol,but whether i pray or not none of ur business,and maybe the only thing that keeps me going to hell is having sex with u
Let's go party
Accompany me party and please pay for all my drinks
=>I could pay for all your drinks and also for the taxi :)
Come party with me and my girls
Accompany us party and please pay for all our drinks
=>I could pay for all your drinks,your friend's drinks all bills on me,and also for the taxi :)
I've been to Bats only a few times
I'm a regular of Bats
=>Ha u often to bats,and u met the same girl
I need money to pay for my school
I want the Samsung Galaxy S5!!!
=>Even the Samsung Galaxy s5 price can't afford my doctorate fee
I've lost my phone!
I sold my phone, please buy me a new one
=>Means please don't bother me again with ur calls, texts and ur silly nude pics
I wish I had a mixed baby
I am not using any contraceptive
=>Poor my baby,to have a father like u
You have to understand me
That guy was so hot, sorry I cheated
=>yeah u re so damn ugly to compare with my beauty
You have to respect my religion
You have to convert to Islam
=>Please no bother,if u don't want,u don't have to.
He is just my friend!
He is a one night stand
=>One night stand minded
I met him in the club
We slept together
=>every time u went to the club u slept with different girls right after
Your friend is nice
I would do him
=>Definitely ur friend more attractive than u
I always use condom
I have used condom once
=>And u still do her?omg
I've read about it
I saw a post on Facebook
=>Still count as a news..and u mentioned Facebook a lot..
I'm working freelance
I am a freelance prostitute
=>And u are her client
I'm working in Marketing
I am a pretty girl who distributes flyers
=>Distributes flyer part of sales,and sales part of marketing
I don't like that friend of yours
You are not allowed to have any friends
=>Ur friend just asked me to have sex with him..and u didn't realize
You can try, it's not spicy
I only put 2 tablespoons of chili sauce
=>2 tablespoons of chilli sauce it's not spicy, maybe ure stomach couldn't handle that
I will just eat a small snack
I will eat a half kilo of banana fritters
=>So dramatic
I like to listen to Jazz
I like cheesy pop songs
=>Britney Spears would definitely kill u..lol
I love you
You are nice with me
=>Ah come on,u gave her a great sex
I love you so much
You just bought me a present
=>Ah come on,u gave her a great great sex and u were not using condom
You can go party with your friends
I will kill you when you get home
=>Someone else's wife said this?
Stop dating a working girl! be safe
ReplyDeleteLol! This is funny! The author has a very creative and humorous way of writing hahaahah! It made me laugh thank you! Anyways, the description here only applied to a prostitute not for a decent lady..
ReplyDeletesebagian juga berlaku untuk cewek normal pada umumnya
ReplyDeletecontohnya I like photography = I take selfies every 5 minutes... wwkwkwkkw
Hello, I,m from europe, I met a girl in bar in indonesia, I paid for sex with her, now we have relation ship, I,m scare reading here, I feel she is good girl after 6 month with her, never problem with her. I hope
ReplyDelete"Indonesiens womens are manly good womens , friendly , open minded and fun to get along with i have a lot of good indonesiens womens friends ,but when it comes to relationship i would state that it is a different thing … First of all they are really too much about physical appearances especially when it comes to ” bule ”
ReplyDeleteFor them a man must be tall muscle and have the face of brad pitt if it possible ,, and i barely exxagerate by saying it . They often won’t give a shit about the man’s personnality if it doesn’t fit their physical standard even though the guy is interesting .. as written above by the author they would rather go toward the beefle muscly guy "
https://armani-escort.com/